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Here is where (obviously) the stories, jokes, poems, ect., go. Some stuff is long soo... on with the show!
Here is a joke I got from a Pagan Website:
As part of an Interfaith community project, A right wing Christian
priest, a rabbi,
and a Pagan priestess decided that in order to improve relations in
the
community, they will go on a fishing trip together on a local pond.
They're out in the boat, and the Pagan priestess excuses herself to go to the
bathroom
back on the shore. She gets out, walks across the water back to shore,
and then walks
back across the water to the boat.
The Christian priest looks in amazement, crosses himself, and
they
continue fishing. It comes on about noon time, and the rabbi realizes they
left their lunches back on shore. So he gets up, walks across the water to
the shore, retrieves the lunches, and walks back across the water to the boat.
The Christian priest, now completely amazed, and a little bit
righteous, thinks, "not to be outdone by two heathens, I can do that
too!!"
So he gets up, excuses himself to go to the bathroom, takes a
step out of the boat and
promptly sinks to the bottom.
While he's flailing around in the water, the rabbi looks at
the priestess
and says, "Do you think we should have told him about the rocks?"
The Pagan priestess replies, "What rocks?"
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My first poem/short story about a half-fiction-half-non-fiction thing that happened to me...
A girl sits with mindless metal in her ears. In front sits
the annoying ones, in back the outcasts, her group. Above her the stars are the brightest she's ever seen them.
She sits and prays to her Goddess asking for a guardian angel
to help keep the ghosts away.
Her sleep is restless and tense. Someone stands next to her
bed, dressed in white. He places a pale hand on her forehead and her movement stops. He smiles and turns to see a woman in
a old nurses gown looking at him.
"Your help is not needed this night, Nurse Jane." The angel
says. Nurse Jane smiles and turns heading back the way she came.
Then the guardian angel hears the sound of giggling. A little
girl with short blonde hair skips into the room.
"Are you the spirit my friend talked to?" asks the angel.
The little girl nods. "Wht is it that you did not want to be friends with her?"
"I did!" she responds. "But she was the only one who looked
right at me!"
"I see." the angel nodded. He looked up suddenly, staring
at the cilening but not reall seeing it. he nodded again and turned to the little girl. "Would you mind looking after
my friend?"
"Okay." the little girl nodded shyly.
"Take this." He handed the little girl a little silver
whistle. "If anyting comes in here while I am gone, I want you to blow the whistle,okay?" She nodded. "And here is something
for you to play with." He handed her a small game. "I need to go now."
For three nights nothing happened. Each night the girl sat
with the angels friend, playing the game. On the fourth night, a man with green skin and yellow teeth appeared at the door.
The little girl picked up the whistle and blew. A clear ringing sound came from the whistle. The green man hurried to
cover his ears.
In a burst of light four angels appeared. They all
wore white and had enormous wings. The blonde one was the one who had come on the first night. There was also a redhaired
one, a black haired one, and a brownhaired one. Little did they know that the burst of light had awakened their charge.
the angels combined their magick and shot pure energy at the
green man causing him to blow up.
The angels turned to see their ward sitting up in her bed.
the angels smiled and nodded at her before fading away in a twinkle of lights. The girl in bed smiled and lay back down with
the little girl ever watchful playing the game and waiting for a time when she would have to blow the whistle again.
Joke.....
| A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled.
The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!"
The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!" |
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joke...
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke
in and rearranged the furniture."
Robin Williams.
joke...
A black guy, a chinese guy, a white guy, and an indian guy are on a skyscraper. The black guy says,
"This is for my people," and jumps off.
The Chinese guy says, "This is for my people," and junps off.
The indian guys says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
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LYRICS!!!
Queen of the Damned - Redeemer
The hunger inside given to me, makes me what I am
Always
it is calling me, for the blood of man
They say I cannot be this, I am jaded, hiding from the day.
I can't bare, I
cannot tame the hunger in me
Oh, I say I did it always searching, you can't fuck with fate.
So instead you'll taste
my pain.
The hunger inside given to me, makes me feel alive.
Always out stalking prey, in the dark I hide.
Feeling,
falling, hating, feel like I am fading, hating life.
They say I cannot be this, I am jaded, hiding from the day.
I
can't bare, I cannot tame the hunger in me...
Oh, I say I did it always searching, you can't fuck with fate.
So instead
you'll taste my pain.
You say your life I'm taking, always bothering me, I can't take this anymore, I'm failing, always
smothering me
You look down on me, hey what you see, take this gift from me, you will soon feed from me.
Nothing
seems exciting, always the same hiding
It's haunting me. It's haunting me. It's haunting me. It's haunting me.
It's
haunting me...
Queen of the Damned - Not Meant For Me
You think you're smart
You're not, it's plain to see
That you want me to follow
It's
killing me let's see
You've got the gall
Come take it all
The jury is coming
Coming to tear me apart
All
this bitching and moaning
Come on it's on
I'm trapped in this world
Lonely and fading
Heartbroke and waiting
For you to come
We are stuck in this world
That's not meant for me
For me
So what you got
One last
shot
It seems to me
That you're not needed
Come on
It's killing me let's see
You got the gall
Come
take it all
The jury is coming
coming to tear me apart
All this bitching and moaning
Come on it's on
I'm
trapped in this world
Lonely and fading
Heartbroke and waiting
For you to come
We are stuck in this world
That's
not meant for me
For me
I'm trapped in this world
Lonely and fading
Heartbroke and waiting
For you to
come
We are stuck in this world
That's not meant for me
For me
I'm trapped in this world
Lonely and
fading
Heartbroke and waiting
For you to come
We are stuck in this world
That's not meant for me
For
me
For me
Queen of the Damned - Forsaken
I'm over it
You see I'm falling in the vast abyss
Clouded by memories of the past
At
last I see
[Pre1]
I hear it fading, I can't speak it
Or else you will dig my grave
You feel them finding,
always whining
Take my hand now be alive
[Chorus]
You see I cannot be forsaken
Because I'm not the only one
We
walk amongst you feeding, raping
Must we hide from everyone?
I'm over it
Why can't we be together embrace it?
Sleeping
so long taking off the mask
At last I see
[Pre2]
My fear is fading, I can't speak it
Or else you will dig
my grave
You feel them finding, always whining
Take my hand now be alive
[Chorus x 2]
Everyone
Everyone
Queen of The Damned - System
You fell away,
What more can I say?
The feelings
evolved,
I won't let it out,
I can't replace...
Your screaming face,
Feeling the sickness inside
Why
won't you die?
Your blood in mine
We'll be fine
Then your body will be mine
So many words
Can't describe
my face
This feeling's evolved
So soon to break out
I can't relate
to a happy state
feeling the blood run
inside
Why won't you die?
Your blood in mine
We'll be fine
Then your body will be mine
Why is everything
so fucking hard for me?
Keep me down to what you think I should be!
Must you tempt me and provoke the ministry?
Keep
on trying Ill not die so easily
I will not die
Why is everything so fucking hard for me?
I will not die
Why
is everything so fucking hard for me?
I will not die
Why won't you die?
Your blood is mine.
We'll be
fine.
Then your body will be mine (x 2)
Queen of the Damned - Slept So Long
Walking
Waiting
Alone without a care
Hoping
And
hating
Things that I can't bear
Did you think it's cool
To walk right up
To take my life
And fuck it up
Well
did you?
Well did you?
I see hell in your eyes
Taken in by surprise(surprise)
Touching you makes me feel alive
Touching
you makes me die inside
Walking, Waiting
Alone without a care
Hoping
And hating
Things that I can't bear
Did
you think it's cool
To walk right up
To take my life
And fuck it up
Well did you?
I hate you!
I
see hell in your eyes
Taken in by surprise
And touching you makes me feel alive
Touching you makes me die inside
I've
slept so long without you
It's tearing me apart too
How'd it get this far
Playing games with this old heart
I've
killed a million petty souls
But I couldn't kill you
I've slept so long without you
I see hell in your eyes
Taken
in by surprise
Touching you makes me feel alive
Touching you makes me die inside
311 lyrics!
"Creatures (For A While)"
My
name is volatile
I've been this way a long while
I'd surely like to rest
But the energy gets the best of me
It's
been a wild ride
I wouldn't change a minute
I can't slow down inside
Guess that's why I live it
The years
of mischief
Followed by weeks of thrift
I land on earth's hard face
No legs could keep that pace
And through
the rest I sift
Is there ever a time
When the state of sleeping willingly leaves my mind
Highly frustrated
wanna feel elated
Come monday morn you feel checkmated
You can be uncool and become the rule
Exceptions were made
to drown
I'm not used to it, you'd think I'd be by now
The ins the outs the ups and the downs
I wanna make
a mess
I wanna blow off stress
I wanna stoke the fire
Just creatures for a while
I wanna make a mess
I
wanna blow off stress
I wanna stoke the fire
Just creatures, Just creatures
It comes and goes and comes and goes
Sometimes I go a little crazy
Sometimes I go a little crazy just like you I do
I know what you we're gonna
say
But were afraid to cause dismay
You're lyrics switched around
The mixture watered down
And now a pointless
display
It's something one won't understand
Unless there in it with me hand and hand
Don't buy the fear
don't buy that my dear
The things you love you must keep near and
Carry on and you won't feel withdrawn
Even if
you're coming down
Sometimes it's wearable sometimes is bearable
I careen towards balance til' the glass is full
I
wanna make a mess
I wanna blow off stress
I wanna stoke the fire
Just creatures for a while
I wanna make a
mess
I wanna blow off stress
I wanna stoke the fire
Just creatures, just creatures
It comes and goes and
comes and goes
Sometimes
Sometimes I get a little out there
Sometimes I go off
Sometimes just like you
I
go a little crazy
Sometimes I go a little crazy just like you I do
Sometimes I go a little crazy
Sometimes I go
a little crazy just like you I do
"Amber"
Brainstorm
take me
away from the norm
I got to tell you something
this phenomenon
I had to put it in a song
and it goes like
Whoa,
amber is the color of your energy
whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally
you ought to know what brings me here
you
glide through my head blind to fear
and I know why
whoa, amber is the color of your energy
whoa, shades of gold displayed
naturally
Whoa, amber is the color of your energy
whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally
You live too far
away
your voice rings like a bell anyway
don't give up your independence
unless it feels so right
nothing good
comes easily
sometimes you gotta fight
Whoa, amber is the color of your energy
whoa, shades of gold displayed
naturally
launched a thousand ships in my heart, so easy
still it's fine from afar, and you know that
whoa, brainstorm
take me away from the norm
whoa, I got to tell you something
"Love Song"
Whenever I'm alone
with you
You make me feel like I am home again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am whole again
Whenever
I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am young again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am
fun again
However far away, I will always love you
However long I stay, I will always love you
Whatever words
I say, I will always love you
I will always love you
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am free
again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am clean again
However far away, I will always love
you
However long I stay, I will always love you
Whatever words I say, I will always love you
I will always love you
Smile Empty Soul...
"Nowhere Kids"
in the land
of dirt and plaster
lies an army of a thousand nowhere kids
losing ground and falling faster
into a life that no
one should have to live
we are the people that you hate
we are the bastards that you created (the fucking bastards
that you created)
a generation with no place
a generation of all your sons and daughters
behind the fake family
image
behind the smile of a thousand moms and dads
inside the cage that we've been given
i see an image of the future
that we don't have
[chorus]
and what did you expect ... a perfect child
raised by tv sets ... abandoned
every mile
we never get respect ... never a fair trial
no one gives a shit ... as long as we smile
KORN LYRICS
"Freak On A Leash"
Something takes a part of me.
Something lost and never seen.
Everytime I start
to believe,
Something's raped and taken from me... from me.
Life's got to always be messing with me. (You wanna see
the light)
Can't they chill and let me be free? (So do I)
Can't I take away all this pain. (You wanna see the light)
I
try to every night, all in vain... in vain.
Sometimes I cannot take this place.
Sometimes it's my life I can't taste.
Sometimes
I cannot feel my face.
You'll never see me fall from grace
Something takes a part of me.
You and I were meant to
be.
A cheap fuck for me to lay
Something takes a part of me.
Feeling like a freak on a leash. (You wanna see the
light)
Feeling like I have no release. (So do I)
How many times have I felt diseased? (You wanna see the light)
Nothing
in my life is free... is free
Chorus
Boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
GO!
So...fight!
something on the... dum na ema
Fight...some things they fight
So...something on the... dum na ema
Fight...some things
they fight
Fight...something of the... dum na ema
No...some things they fight
Fight...something of the... dum
na ema
Fight...some things they fight
[Chorus]
Part of me...
Oh...
"Dead Bodies Everywhere"
Come
on, step inside, and you will realize.
Tell me what you need, tell me what to be.
What's your vision?
You'll see,
what do you expect of me?
I cant live that lie.
[Chorus:]
Hey!
I've sick mom,
With a fucked dad.
Dealing
with your life.
Dead bodies everywhere.
You!
Really want me to be a good son. Why?
You make me feel like no one.
Let me strip the plain, let me not give in.
Free me of your life, inside my heart dies.
Your dreams never achieved,
don't lay that shit on me.
Let me live my... life.
[Chorus]
You want me to be, something I can never
ever be! [x2]
[Chorus]
Dead bodies everywhere! [x8]
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